THINGS WOMEN PERSEVERE ABOUT MEN.

By Preston Andie 

If you haven't had a nightmare recently, simply walk into a Bachelor's bedsitter.

A typical scenario. There is a strange brown liquid in one of the sufurias_ in its more civilized form, we call it Tea. A quick peep under his bed reveals there's enough dust to start a maize plantation. Just next to his bedis yet another sufuria  with last week's ugali-somehow, a gumboot slipped and landed into this sufuria. Yech! 

You get the picture? His place is a disaster. Unfortunately man and woman somehow have to work out how they are going to live together. Since you vowed to stick to him "fir better or for worse" you decided to clean up the *mess* described above. 

Despite house training their men, women still have to put up with three nasty habits that men will never... and i quote "NEVER" ever let go of_ until the day they are planted
 6 feet under the ground. 

1.BURPING

Have you ever looked at how a typical Kenyan man eats...? The minute you put a plate full of food before him, conversations stops. He continues to gobble the dish in front of him at the blinding speed of 18 spoonfuls a minute. 5 minutes later, the plate is so clean that you could swear it came straight from the supermarket. 

The guy then proceeds to gulp down a glass of water before letting out a big loud BUUUURP!!. 

2.PICKING OF THE NOSE. 

What obsession do men have with cleaning their noses? Hardly a minute passes by before he sticks his finger into his nostrils to see if there is something to dig out. Usually there is, some black wrinkled and dried mucus. He then looks at the disgusting substance on his index finger as if he's made some important scientific discovery - before plugging his finger into the other nostrils to dig out some more of the "DARK MATTER". 

3.FLATULENCE

Flatulence is the English work for kushuta. That's right! That foul smelling air that comes from you-know-where. What is the difference between male and female bodies that makes men more affected by this problem.
Eating habits, my friend. ladies are delicate eaters_they are more concerned about what and how they eat than men. Men couldn't care less.

 The minute their stomach are "empty", they get their hands on whatever edibles are close. Perhaps this is in-built in men during boarding school;where you have to dash to  the dining hall, have lunch in the space of 15 minutes.
 

This habit never leaves the guy 10 years, 1 wife and 4 kids later.
No wonder men are hard to change. 😎

ARMED CONFLICTS.


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